About us

Lads and lasses, gather 'round and lend me your bearded ears! Welcome to the steadfast cornerstone of truth in a world teeming with elvish illusions and goblin gibberish - DwarvenNews!
Here in our grand hall of knowledge, a place more secure than the deepest treasure vaults, we solemnly swear by the might of our ancestors to deliver the stoutest and most reliable news in all the lands.
We hammer away at the facts, forging reports from the fiery forges of our investigative spirit, ensuring every word is as solid as mithril and as true as a dwarven promise.
We are a fellowship of beard-folk, through and through, devoted to the noble cause of keeping our kin informed.
Our stone-carved commitment to journalism is tougher than the hardest granite and we'll delve into the deepest caverns of current events to excavate the gems of truth, leaving no stone unturned.
We've taken an oath by Moradin's hammer to report with the integrity of the stout folk, and report we shall!
As dwarves renowned across the realms, we know the value of a good tale and a fine brew.
Thus, within our pages, ye might find chronicles worthy of a fireside retelling, accompanied by the knowledge of which ales are best to savor alongside each epic unfolding.
For what is news without a tankard in hand to toast to the rising and setting of suns, the ebb and flow of empires, and the hearty deeds of our kin?
So take a seat at the hearth, pour a pint of the stoutest ale, and read with the certainty that every word and rune herein is crafted with the earnest labor and perseverance of the dwarven spirit.
For the glory of the mountain, the strength of the stone, and the reputation of ale! Cheers to ye, and may your beards never grow thin!

- Thorin Aleheart, Forge Lord of DwarvenNews, along with the resolute cadre of the DwarvenNews Stone-scribes

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Creator note

Hello there, and thank you for visiting DwarvenNews!
Just so you're aware, the site uses AI to generate its articles. I've created a system that automatically takes high activity news stories and sends it through an AI.
As a result, even the the creators are unaware of the article's contents until it's published on the website and its feed.
This also means that the opinions and biases in the article isn't coming from us, it's the AI talking.
Also Important to note is that i don't want to make fun of critical events in the news. I just thought this could lighten up the day abit for some people.
Also a big part why i created DwarvenNews was that i can learn a few new programming things so there's a pretty high chance that there are some bugs.
Enjoy the read, and if you happen to come across any bugs, mistakes, or articles that seem unfitting, feel free to send me an email (you can find the email address on the Contact page).

Have a nice Day! :)

- Simon, Creator of DwarvenNews